Hey everybody, this is just a schedule for things to come on this blog of mine. I have been watching the James Bond movies, and I thought it best to review some of them. However, since I don’t want to review 25 movies, I will just do the best and worst from each actor that …
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Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie
Yeah, Yeah, I know. I’m coming in late for this one. But I can’t help it. Die Hard is awesome. Aside from being the best Bruce Willis performance ever, the breakout performance of Alan Rickman, and an all-around awesome action movie, it’s a Christmas movie. It isn’t just one of those movie that people call …
The Matrix Is So Cool
So, I finally saw The Matrix. And I gotta admit, it was really awesome. My tiny mind was blown by the impressive visuals, Keanu Reeves’s kung fu skills, the amazing fight choreography, Hugo Weaving’s Agent Smith, and Lawrence Fishburn’s sexy, soothing voice during the talking scenes. It was phenomenal, and felt faster then it actually …
Guys, I have an announcement
So, school has been putting stress on me, and this blog is adding more stress to it. So, as of today, I am shutting down the video game reviews on this blog. The upcoming Dead Space review and COD Zombies review will no longer be happening, and I will be focusing exclusively on movies. The …
Beetlejuice Is So Much Fun
It really is. Beetlejuice is the king of Tim Burton movies, and is one of the most influential comedies of the 80s. But, this movie is definitely not for the faint of heart. It is a movie about a perverted ghost, after all. Let’s jump in, shall we? Beetlejuice is an American Comedy/Horror movie released …
October Itinerary
Sorry I posted the last two late, I’ve been busy. Here is the Spooky Season’s Itinerary! October 6th: Beetlejuice(movie) October 13th: Dead Space(video game) October 20th: Call Of Duty Zombies(collection of video games) October 27th: It’s a surprise! Thank you all for the support, and I will see you on October 6th!
Rocketman Is The Best Musical Ever
Disclaimer: Rocketman is an R rated film. Teenagecritic.net does not condone the use of anything in the film except for being like Elton John. Support the film by watching it. It’s great. I have discovered what makes musicals bad/annoying. That is the fact that the music is terrible or annoying(cough cough Sound Of Music cough …
Black Ops II Is The Best Call Of Duty Game
When I think of Black Ops II, I think of the word ‘Creative’. The first Call Of Duty game to have a non-linear story line, an actually balanced multiplayer, and a great zombies mode, this COD blew people away, and was the highest-grossing video game ever until GTA V came out. Call of Duty: Black …
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Terminator 2 Is The Quintessential Action Movie
Terminator 2: Judgement Day is an R-rated film. Teenagecritic.net does not condone the use of anything seen in the movie, and you should be accompanied by an adult when seeing this movie. Terminator 2(or T2, as I will be calling it) is a great film, and a stellar action movie. It has all the cliches, …
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Batman: Arkham City is Revolutionary
“You of all people should know…There’s plenty wrong with me.”-Mark Hamill as The Joker Arkham City is revolutionary. It helped push open world games to new heights(along with GTA: San Andreas and Skyrim), created the open world movement system that would be used for Spider-Man, and is also the best Batman game ever. Now, I …
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